Have you heard of the MLE?
The first two letters stand for Major League – there's a Major
League Baseball (MLB), a Major League Soccer (MLS), a Major League
Wrestling (MLW). So what about the E in MLE? Equestrianism perhaps?
Elephant riding? No. It's Eating.
Major League Eating
(MLE) is an organization that organizes professional competitive
eating events. (Wikipedia)
Basically, a bunch of
weirdos come together once in a while, get served a certain type of
food and whoever eats most in a set time, wins. Thousands of dollars
of price money are handed out and millions watch the battle on TV.
Here are some of the records of recent years:
Hot Dogs – 74 in 10
minutes
Pasta – 4.5 kilos
(Spaghetti and sauce) in 8 minutes
Eggs – 141 hard boiled
eggs in 8 minutes
Onions – 3.8 kilos in 1
minute (picture yourself doing it)
Cheesecake – 5 kilos in
9 minutes
Frozen Yogurt – 4.7
kilos in 6 minutes
Mars Bars – 38 in 5
minutes
If you want more examples,
just check out the MLE records. And if you haven't vomited already, here's a yummy video of
the 74 hot dogs record.
Does anyone still think
we've evolved since Roman times? The clothes are different and there
are cameras today, but otherwise it's the same sickening feast as two
thousand years ago. Probably even worse.
Now, in a fair and just
world, it wouldn't really be a problem. If everybody had enough food,
we could laugh at twenty people behaving like pigs. The thing is
though, the world is far from being fair and just. Yes, we've made
some impressive technological progress, but beyond that, the human
race is as stupid as ever. And as ignorant.
People who died of hunger
in 2019 (first six months): 18,820,789
Just step out of your own
daily drama for a moment and look at that last number again. Over 18 million human beings have starved to death this year, while
in a different part on the same planet, in the so-called civilized
world, people are heroes because they eat 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes.
I mean, if you met a friendly alien and he or she asked you about it,
what would you say? Didn't know? Didn't care? Shit happens?
Of course it's neither
your fault nor mine. Or is it? True, neither of us has eaten five
kilos of frozen yogurt. We'd probably be dead. And neither of us has
let a fellow human starve to death in front of our doorstep. But fact
is, in a world which has enough food for everyone, every second a
person dies of hunger. This is just sick. And in one way or another,
we help to keep this sick system going. Through ignorance, through
greed, through selfishness. It's really really sad and heartbreaking,
it makes me angry and disillusioned and I wonder whether we actually
deserve to live. So much unnecessary suffering and so many people who
don't give a shit. Hope? Almost gone.
And yet, strange as it may
sound, despite all cruelty and stupidity, I still love this world.
It's beautiful and special and I'm happy to be here. Each and every
moment, somewhere on this globe, people help each other, care for
another and love each other. Someone is planting a tree right now,
believing in a fruitful future; some are sharing food, others are
changing their selfish attitude. It's not always easy to see, but
loving action, coming straight from the heart, is practised by
millions all the time. And as long as there's love, it ain't over
yet. For love can make it better.
Thanks Claus. As always - Thank you. Love wins.
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